Pagan!Gef: Ohshit! THAT MUST MEAN THE GOD IS ANGRY WITH ME! WHAT DID I DO?! *goes through everything she’s done since last week* THIS HAS TO BE A SIGN!
Rational!Gef: I’m sure the beads were just too heavy for the string and it broke. *picks up pieces of necklace* You can restring it.
Pagan!Gef: But what if He really is angry at me?
Rational!Gef: The. string. was. too. weak. The. beads. were. too. heavy. Restring. it.
Pagan!Gef: *pauses* Really?
Rational!Gef: Really, and I’m sure you can do some ^waves hand* Woo thing to determine if the moon god is mega pissed at you for something. If you ask my opinion though, you just need to restring it. Stuff breaks. “‘The simplest explanation is usually the right one, etc. etc.”
Writer!Gef: Um, hello? Can I get some love?
Everyone: Fuck no, mom’s going to be riding our ass all day!