Remember awhile back on tumblr how some people were going ballistic because someone decided to give Loki some sponge cake with whipped cream and strawberries?
Here is what I’m offering Freyja:
1 strawberry that isn’t rotten (the rest of the strawberries are in various states of decay)
1 slice of whole wheat bread with Nutella
1 cinnamon bun I bought at Walmart
1 serving of unpasteurized cinnamon honey
1 Gerbera daisy (“Midi Dark Fireball”) I was wearing in my hair in place of a May crown–er, April crown.
Unfortunately, I have no pictures since my parents took the camera today, but all of it’s been arranged very prettily on one of my mom’s “playing card” plates (the diamond one, because I couldn’t find the one with the suit of hearts).
Anyone who has an issue with this offering who isn’t Freyja can go fuck themselves, seriously.
Happy (early) May Day! (Or whichever festival you celebrate, if any).