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Review: Fallen Legion: Sins of an Empire

I wasn’t going to review this game, and then I thought “Well, I spent a good chunk of time beating it” so I might as well say a few things about it before I head off to bed.


The Fallen Legion saga is made up of two games: this one, Sins of an Empire, where you play as Princess Cecille, and Flames of Rebellion for Vita, where you play as the opposite side. In this version of the game, Cecille suddenly finds herself as heiress to an Empire after her father passes away, an empire that is beset with rebellion and corruption, but she also finds herself in possession of a mysterious book that claims it can give her the power to save her people, but at what cost?

I think the best way to describe Fallen Legion is that it’s a side-scrolling action RPG with combat that reminds me of Valkyrie Profile. The Valkyrie in this case is Cecille herself, and the Einherjar are the Exemplars–weapons personified as legendary heroes and conjured by the book. The Exemplars do most of the fighting with Cecille supporting them with magic, if the Exemplars fall, Cecille is basically a sitting duck, so actually it’s the opposite of Valkyrie Profile, more like a tower defense game. The combat is basically the same: your party members are all mapped to specific buttons and you attack with a character by pressing their corresponding button. The characters have a number of action points that dictate how many attacks they can do before they need to recharge, blocking refills their AP. Speaking of blocking, it’s done in real time, so timing your combos and blocks is very important. There’s also a mode you can trigger that gives the Exemplars unlimited AP for a short time. In between battles, you’ll be asked to make choices that influence how the Empire sees you and which bosses you fight.

I bought this because the founder of one of my favourite gaming news sites, Siliconera, is the director, so it’s a shame that I can’t recommend this game at all. The combat sounds great on paper, but in practice it involves mashing the buttons until you win (which I know because I did it) ans spamming the block button. The game also does a really poor job of explaining itself. Certain decisions indicate that a character shifts stances or equips something, but the game never explains what that means. There is a glossary that helpfully explains some things, like that Tributes are buffs, but overall I feel like the game could’ve taken some time in the tutorial to explain this stuff. I also didn’t feel any attachment to the characters at all. Their characterization is so inconsistent. One moment, Cecille will moan about how her talking book needs to eat souls to live, and the next she’s resigned to feeding it. The decisions you make between battles relate to a couple big decisions you can make, but more than once I found myself thinking “who the hell are these people and why do I care?” I just didn’t care.

The art and music are meh. The character portraits are nice if you like anime-style art. Admittedly, the reason I don’t care for the art so much is I had a tough time with a mid-game boss that meant I had to keep repeating the same level over and over. Even so, I didn’t find any of the tracks particularly memorable and the background art and enemy designs get reused a lot. I understand this is a small indy team so obviously I can’t expect AAA quality (although remember Dragon Age 2’s bland environments) but I don’t think bright orange makes the best background colour for a outdoor map.

I really wanted to like this game, but honestly, it’s a mess. It feels like it wants to be an epic tale of politics and betrayal but it just feels cliche and the combat gave me hand cramps from all the button mashing, and in the end I just didn’t want to keep playing once I beat it (not even to get a more satisfying ending). Play Valkyrie Profile, if you want something more recent, try Exist Archive or even Grand Kingdom, skip this one.


Game Review: Child of Light

It’s February, the month where nothing (usually) really exciting happens in the game industry, the month of some of the fakest holidays in Canada (looking at you, Family Day), the month I just want to be over because it’s another month of snow and misery.

I’m going to put all that aside today, however, because today I review a beautiful game that reads and plays like a fairy tale.


Child of Light is developed by Ubisoft Montreal and published by Ubisoft. The story revolves around Aurora, the daughter of a duke in 19th century Austria. Aurora’s mother is absent, the narrator informs us, so the lonely duke marries another woman. One day, Aurora takes ill and seemingly dies in her sleep, only to awaken in the mysterious, magical land of Lemuria. Lemuria is currently under the oppressive rule of Queen Umbra, who has hidden away the sun, moon, and stars. Aurora embarks on a quest to restore the celestial bodies and free Lemuria from Umbra’s oppressive regime.

The gameplay consists of exploring 2D environments and occasionally solving light-based, switch-based, or block puzzles with your firefly/wisp friend, Igniculus. Running into enemies initiates combat. Combat is done Grandia style, where icons representing the characters move along a bar at the bottom of the screen. When your characters hit the white bar at the far right, time stops and you can choose actions. Different actions have different casting times, which affect how long it takes to move from the red portion of the bar to the end, which is when the character actually performs the action you gave them. If you manage to hit an enemy while its casting, its attack will be interrupted and it will be pushed back in the turn order. The same thing can happen to you, however, so it’s important to time your actions. Some enemies counter interruptions with attacks or buffs. To help with timing, you can move Igniculus into an enemy’s space and press L2 for him to shine his light in their face, slowing them down. If he runs out of juice, you can use the pauses between turns to touch the shining plants around the field or use a potion to refill his light meter. Igniculus can also shine to heal you or your allies. You can also craft gems, known as Oculi, so that your weapons deal elemental damage or you are protected from certain kinds of damage. Characters can level up and improve their abilities by using skill points.

Aurora assembles a quirky cast of friends on her journey, These include two traveling acrobats, a capitalist mouse, and a fish girl. Unfortunately, I didn’t feel like I got to know many of these characters very well, even in their post-battle conversations. Partly that’s due to the dialogue, partly to the length of the game, even so, they all have their amusing quirks, such as Robert (the aforementioned mouse) putting everything in terms that sound like he’s playing the stock market.

The art and music in this game are phenomenal. The art has a very dreamy watercolor effect, of particular note to me are the trees. My favourite tree being the one with pink leaves. I also love the way Aurora’s hair is animated, as if it’s constantly being blown back by a stiff wind. You can spend ages just flying around in this game, entranced by the animation. The visuals are accompanied by a soundtrack which includes melancholic piano music that plays while you’re exploring the world and dramatic pieces that play during boss fights. The boss tracks are some of my favourites, where ominous chanting and an orchestra really create a sense of urgency. I’ve been playing the final boss theme constantly since I first heard the music in game.

I have two major criticisms of this game. Firstly, it only has two difficulty modes: casual and expert. I played on expert difficulty, which offered a decent challenge but could be very brutal, especially in the game’s early stages. An early boss gave me such grief I was considering swapping to casual just for that fight. A middle of the road difficulty would have been appreciated. The second criticism I have is that while the rhyming dialogue (you read that right, all the dialogue is in rhyme) is charming and fits the theme and style of the game, some of the rhymes are very forced and that broke the flow of the game for me. I love the idea and I bet it was tough to pull it off in the first place, but I still cringed at some of the things the characters were saying.

Child of Light is a beautiful game and the only reason I didn’t play it sooner is because UPlay sucks. It doesn’t try to revolutionize the genre, it’s just a well made, nice game to enjoy along with a cup of hot tea (or your beverage of choice). I don’t know how much time I spent playing it, but the average I’ve seen is about 10 – 15 hours. There are 16 collectable confessions to collect, and some of them can be in out of the way places, which will extend your playtime a little, but don’t go in expecting a 40 hour epic and you’ll be fine.

Game Review: Dishonored 2

Dishonored was a pretty great game with some really cool levels even if constantly reloading saves because some asshole spotted you during a Ghost run wasn’t the most fun gaming experience I’ve ever had. I’d generally heard good things about the sequel, that it was more of the same etc. which TBH I’m fine with games being more of the same or I wouldn’t keep buying every Fire Emblem game. I was a little concerned, however, by some reviewers comments that the levels weren’t as memorable as the first game.


Set fifteen years after the events of the first game, Dunwall is prospering as a city under the reign of Empress Emily Kaldwin. Naturally, you get to spend a few moments of stability and safety before a coup is staged by returning antagonist Delilah Copperspoon, who usurps Emily’s throne and declares herself Empress. As either Emily or Corvo, you escape the palace and head for the southernmost island of Serkonos (the city of Karnaca in particular) not only to discover what led to Delilah’s rise to power, but to hunt down her co-conspirators.

For the most part, Dishonored 2 is pretty much more Dishonored: the game drops you into a huge open level, gives you some cool powers and weapons to play with, and lets you accomplish objectives the way you want. Do you want to go in guns blazing or take the stealthier route? Do you want to kill your targets or find a way to remove them without killing? You can even play the game without supernatural powers if you want. There are also a number of optional side objectives, like robbing the black markets in certain levels for some free equipment, and of course there are runes and bone charms scattered throughout the level for you to collect. You can also craft bonecharms and runes if you upgrade the right skill. Crafting is simple and involves “sacrificing” bonecharms for trails and whalebone and creating new bonecharms with multiple traits.

At the time of writing, I’ve only played through the game once with Emily, but from what I’ve heard Corvo’s powers should be familiar to you from the first game. He can still possess characters and animals, but this time around he can possess corpses to create instant hiding spots. Emily’s powers are a bit different. Far Reach, her short range teleport, doesn’t have the reach (lol) of Corvo’s blink, but she can also create copies of herself with Doppelganger, enthrall enemies with Mesmerize, and link enemies together with Domino so that they share the same fate. This last power is easily my favourite, as you can link up to four enemies at once and then knock them all out (or kill them) at the same time.

In Dishonored, if you wanted to deal with enemies in a nonlethal manner, you were pretty much limited to sleep darts and choking them out (and occasionally distracting them with noise). Dishonored 2 is much more non-lethal friendly. You still have your trusty sleep darts and chokehold, but now you can do non-lethal drop assassinations, use grenades or shots from your pistol to destroy bloodfly nests, and destroy clockwork soldiers without worrying about ruining a clean hands run. The game also tracks things like how many people you’ve killed or whether you were detected by enemies, making it much easier to get a clean hands or ghost run without agonizing over whether you were actually spotted or not.

The environments also have more of a sense of being lived in than in the first game. You can open cupboards and find towels and bath salts, books the occupant has been reading. Once I stumbled into an apartment shared by two women where one appeared to be cooking and I really felt like I was intruding in someone else’s space. Unlike Dunwall, much of Karnaca sees actual sunlight (which reminded me of the last mission in the Brigmore Witches DLC) and yet it still feels every bit as oppressive as Dunwall’s dark streets.

One major criticism I have, despite saying that the world feels lived in, is that the mission locations lack a certain uniqueness. There’s one notable level involving a time travel gimmick and it’s not that I didn’t enjoy zipping around the Royal Conservatory or going between the walls of the Clockwork Mansion, but much of the game is spent going from fancy house to fancy apartment to fancy house. I can understand the desire to not retread old ground, but I’m baffled as to why they didn’t attempt to do another “social stealth” level like Lady Boyle’s Last Party, especially since that mission is so popular among the fanbase. It’s not an awful game by any means–I had more fun playing my no-kill run than I did in the original, and to be fair, I do like exploring fancy houses (and there’s some great environmental storytelling if you care to explore) but by the time I’d finished the final level, I’d had enough of seeing the same paintings over and over again. Another thing that I almost didn’t mention because it’s more of a personal pet peeve of mine is the way you pretty much have to play Dishonored’s DLC to really get what’s going on in the sequel. This isn’t really a huge deal since the definitive edition of the game is available for really cheap (especially during a Steam sale) but I hate it when companies make it so that reading tie in novels or playing DLC is required to understand the sequel (hey Dragon Age Inquisition) I might seem like a fussbudget but I remember a time when you could play a game and jump right into its sequel and understand what was going on. I miss those days.

In terms of diversity, Meagan Foster, who basically does Samuel’s job from the first game, is black and plays a not insignificant role in the story. A minor character, Mindy Blanchard, is implied to be trans, and one of Corvo/Emily’s targets is implied to be gay. while another is implied to have romantic feelings (or they could just be obsessed) that may or may not be reciprocated. There’s also a more overt bisexual character. Emily herself has a significant other, Wyman, and the game deliberately avoids using gendered pronouns for them. You can also encounter NPC couples who may or may not be romantically involved. The first game’s gender representation was limited, but in Dishonored 2, women are Empresses, witches, community leaders, enemy combatants, domestic workers, artists, doctors, it does feel like Arkane listened to criticism in that area, even if their LGBT representation could stand to be a little less implied.

In terms of trigger warnings, one mission takes place in a hospital, one of the non-lethal options involves giving a character a lobotomy via electric shock, while another can end up in an asylum, and notably there’s the old chestnut of “split personality where one is evil”. The slow motion assassinations of key targets return, and they’re even bloodier than before. Also. for those of you who really don’t like bugs, bloodflies are glowing bloodsucking wasps that glow orange and buzz menacingly when you come near their nests. Unfortunately, they’re unavoidable, especially on a high chaos run, and boy, talk about unnerving. The Heart also has even more horrifying secrets to spill, usually involving murder.

Dishonored 2 is a fun game. IMHO, it lacks the uniqueness of the first Dishonored‘s missions (although the time travel mission was a blast), but in terms of gameplay I had way more fun playing the sequel, so much so that I’m thinking of doing a high chaos run with Corvo, but I’d also like to get to Death of the Outsider. I’m just bad at stealth. At the end of the day, it’s more of the same stealth action gameplay in a whalepunk setting, and that’s good enough for me.

Review: Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

[incest tw, nsfw text]

This is going to be a very difficult game to review without spoiling anything but I’m going to try.

As I mentioned in my review of the first Danganronpa, I never thought this series was going to come to the West. Well, here we are with three core games, one spinoff, two animes, and a manga (I think?), which, when you think about it, is huge for a series as niche as this one.


If you aren’t familiar with this series, the basic premise of the core games is that a bunch of teenage prodigies (called Ultimates) are trapped in a remote location by a malevolent robot bear named Monokuma and forced to play a “killing game” where they murder their fellow classmates in order for a chance to “graduate”. However, they first need to survive a class trial, where everyone tries to figure out “whodunit”. If they manage to find the “blackened” murderer, the person who did the deed is executed in spectacular fashion. However, if they accuse the wrong person, everyone else is executed while the murderer goes free.

The appeal of this series for me is bonding with the characters and then watching in horror as they are murdered or are revealed to be murderers. I like to guess which ones are murderers and which ones are victims based on their designs. In the last game, most of my favourites ended up surviving (and the character I hated the most died). There’s also a lot of stuff going on in the lore of the game. The executions are also interesting in that they are tailored to that person’s talent and personality. In fact, I’d say the executions were a low point for me in Danganronpa 2. They just didn’t have the impact of most of the executions in the first game.

I will say that I immediately liked the cast, which is an improvement from the second game, where I hated some of the characters from the start. I mean, if character death is a thing your series does, you obviously want the audience to connect with the characters in some way. The characters in this game are all very memorable, from the elegant Ultimate Maid Kirumi, to the man-hating Ultimate Aikido Master Tenko, to the to the leader of a “secret evil organization” Ultimate Supreme Leader Kokichi. I think a couple of them are now my favourites in the entire series. The only characters I didn’t like were the Monokubs, Monokuma’s color-coded children with their annoying catchphrases.

Gameplay follows the standard formula for the core games in the series: Daily Life, where you converse with your classmates and build your bonds, Deadly Life, where you investigate murders, and the class trials, where you attempt to uncover the identity of the killer. Class Trials consist of a bunch of minigames: Non-Stop Debates, where you need to shoot contradictions with truth bullets, Mass Panic Debates, which are just like Non-Stop Debates only with multiple people speaking at once, Hangman’s Gambit (one of the most annoying minigames in the series IMHO) where you need to illuminate letters before shooting them into place, Mind Mine, where you play Minesweeper, Psyche Taxi, which is like the dive game from Danganronpa 2, only in a taxi, Rebuttal Showdowns, which are Non-Stop Debates with swords, Debate Scrums, where you’re split into two groups and need to match the subject of your opponent’s argument with the right word to counter them, Argument Armament, a rhythm game, and the Closing Argument, which has you putting manga panels in the correct sequence to finally expose the killer. Most of the minigames are essentially taken from Danganronpa 2 and most of them are annoying, although I personally enjoyed Psyche Taxi and Debate Scrums. One added feature to the Non-Stop Debates is the ability to lie. You usually need to lie at least once a chapter. Choosing to commit perjury nets you some extra dialogue and a “back door” that makes it easier to ferret out the culprit, but it doesn’t do anything drastic like affect the culprit’s identity or the ending.

I mentioned at the beginning of this review that it is a hard game to talk about without spoiling anything since the game pulls absolutely no punches. Yes, including in the very first trial. This game will shock you, punch you in the feels repeatedly, and surprise you. A standout for me was the third case, with its occult themes, otherwise the middle of the game is a bit slow. The final cases, however, are well worth persevering through the game’s slower points. Even the executions are more brutal this time around. Get ready to see a lot of pink blood. I will admit to feeling a bit cheated by an early game twist, but managed to roll my eyes and sigh and keep playing.

Overall, I really liked this game, but I think I ultimately prefer the second game (although the first game’s characters are the most memorable). The ending was simultaneously brilliant and, if I’m being honest, disappointing (and it doesn’t help that the creator has a habit of trolling fans). Suffice it to say that you should absolutely play at least Danganronpa 1 and 2 before playing this game. There are so many references that it’s not optional.

The series continues its track record of very negative depictions of mentally ill people. One such character is not only a murderer but is also a serial killer who is implied to have had an incestuous relationship with their now deceased sister (who is the basis for a split personality that emerges in times of stress), they’re also into BDSM. It’s as if the writers were checking off a list of “obviously evil” points and dumped all of them on one character. Of the two characters with darker skin, one was literally raised by animals (and talks in Hulk speech) while the other is a religious fanatic who walks around in a bikini. Speaking of incest, two of the Monokubs appear to become infatuated with each other (although its weird to call a relationship between two robot bears incestuous) to the point where Monophanie (the sole feminine presenting bear) is shown giving birth during an execution, well, it makes sense in context. Most of the more fanservicey moments are courtesy of Miu, the Ultimate Inventor who is constantly, constantly saying some really crude, TMI-type things (which masks a shrinking violet personality). As much as I like the cast, I admit I did cringe a little when Kokichi calls Miu very gendered insults, like “cum dumpster”.

I would say I like this game overall but I’m not sure how I’d rank it among the games I’ve played. I loved Danganronpa 2’s cast and setting, although the first had the more iconic characters and less annoying minigames. I will say one edge Danganronpa V3 has is its post game modes: Salmon Team, which is a dating sim (much like Island Mode and School Mode) without the gathering/sim elements, Talent Training, a fun board game where you select a character and play through three years at Hope’s Peak Academy with the students from all three games, and Monokuma’s Test, an RPG where you take the characters you raised via the board game and pit them against a dungeon where you gain coins to unlock more characters for the board game. I would honestly play an entire game based on this board game.

In a nutshell, this game has definitely been very divisive among the fanbase and it’s very clearly meant for people who have played the previous games. I enjoyed it, and I feel like the cast and post game content in this title are particularly strong.

Game Review: Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End

It’s taken me longer than I thought it would but I’ve finally finished the Uncharted series (or not, because The Lost Legacy is now a thing) and it feels much the same as finishing a book series I’ve particularly enjoyed: bittersweet. On the one hand, I have more space on my (full) PS4 now, yay, but on the other hand, I’m going to miss Nathan, Elena, Sully, and their wild adventures (not to mention the gorgeous environments).


Sometime between Uncharted 3 and 4, Nathan and Elena got back together and are now trying to live a “normal” life, though Nathan obviously misses his treasure hunting days. However, an encounter with his thought to be dead older brother Sam draws him back into his old life on the hunt for the treasure of the infamous “Pirate King” Henry Avery in order to pay off Sam’s debt to a drug lord who helped him escape from prison. As usual, they aren’t the only ones hunting for the treasure, and this time their rival is a businessman with money to burn and the backing of a private military company.

There’s really not that much to say about the gameplay. It’s still the same combination of jumping, climbing, swinging, shooting, driving and puzzle-solving in gorgeous environments as in the previous games. I did feel as if stealth is a much more viable (and often encouraged) solution to ending conflicts this time around. There’s even an achievement if you manage to stealth through a particular section of the game, and unlike certain other games in the series, I wasn’t failing at stealth so often that I managed to get the achievements for stealth takedowns in a single level.

I’ve said before that I almost feel like saying the graphics on a PS4 title are great seems a little redundant but I especially liked the facial animations in this title. I find it’s often too easy to fall into uncanny valley territory, even in many triple A titles, but I wasn’t bothered at all by Uncharted 4’s faces. They didn’t have that “plastic” look of, say, Dragon Age Inquisition (which, TBH, sometimes look like they’re made out of modelling clay, to my untrained eyes at least). I really can’t stress how pretty this game is, with sprawling vistas, busy cities, opulent mansions, and some gorgeous water features. Heck, I could practically smell the meat cooking in an outdoor market. This and Horizon: Zero Dawn are prime examples of the graphical capabilities of the PS4 IMHO.

I feel like this final installment is the one where Nathan stopped being less of a machine that dispenses wisecracks and more of a character. I still found myself sighing and rolling my eyes and some one-liners but smiling at others. Also, Nathan Drake doesn’t deserve Elena, she is an amazing lady. Another character I liked was kick ass South African mercenary Nadine, who can and will kick Nate’s ass.

I had the most trouble with two aspects of this game: treasures and mandatory shooting sections. When I first started the game, I told myself that I’d find all 109 treasures for this final installment (using a walkthrough) but unfortunately some vague instructions caused me to restart certain levels multiple times because I missed the window of opportunity to get a particular treasure (the game autosaves frequently). The other time I had trouble with this game was near the end, when the game forces you into shootouts with wave after wave of enemies. Up to this point, I’d mostly been stealthing my way through these encounters, so I kept failing as I fiddled with the shooting controls, that’s on me though, and to be fair, the jet ski levels and mandatory stealth sections in previous games caused me no end of grief. Occasionally I did get a bit lost in some of the game’s wide open spaces (the game takes an “open linearity” approach to level design, where the levels are big open spaces that you can explore but the actual progression is linear.

In terms of diversity, Nadine is black and while I love her as a character she is also an antagonist. There was also some controversy surrounding a black character being played by a white actress (Laura Bailey). There’s also a minor Latino antagonist who is…..a drug lord, are you surprised? At least the main villain is a rich white American man now?

In sum, Uncharted 4 is (or was) a fitting sendoff for a great series, and to be honest I wouldn’t object to further adventures with a certain spoiler character from the very end of the game. In terms of length I spent just over 30 hours obtaining all treasures but not the optional conversations, journal entries, or rock cairns, and I’m nowhere near close to unlocking all of the achievements, so if you’re a completionist you might take a bit more time than I did. You can also earn points to unlock different graphics modes (sepia, rainbow colours, black and white, etc.) infinite ammo, zero gravity, etc. that might be fun just to play around with. I think the game is accessible to those who haven’t played the first three games but since you can buy them all on the same platform I definitely recommend picking up the remastered collection before starting on this game, it’s worth it, trust me.

Game Review: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

Here’s a game I never thought I’d review, and that’s because I originally thought that it was one of those dime-a-dozen “wacky” dating sims with no substance. Listen, game devs, you are never going to top Hatoful Boyfriend, especially if you think the wacky humour is why it’s so popular, so stop trying. The game has also been the source of much discourse on tumblr.


In Dream Daddy, which is by Vernon Shaw and Leighton Gray and funded and voiced by the Game Grumps, you play as a Dad (you can customize his name and appearance) who has just moved to a new neighbourhood with his daughter Amanda. The cul-de-sac also happens to be home to other eligible dads: from his former college roommate, to the anxious owner of a coffee shop, to a dad who always seems to spark his competitive side, but will he find love, end as friends, or meet an untimely demise?

Gameplay consists of a lot of reading, clicking, and making choices, but its broken up by a variety of minigames that have you doing everything from match-3 fishing to trying to fix a broken radio to making your way through a crowd at a concert. You can go on a maximum of three dates per game and each Dad has three dates you can go on. You are ranked on your performance during these dates and given a grade (S is the highest rank). Depending on your choices, you can end up romantically involved with one of the Dads, end on a friendly note, or even die. Some of the routes have more realistic resolutions, like the one where the Dad in question reciprocates your feelings but decides he’s not ready to be intimately involved with anyone. Besides dating, you also spend a lot of time hanging out with your daughter and can end the game with a good or bad relationship with her.

When I first heard about this game I immediately assumed two things: that it was just a silly dating sim with way too many dad jokes, and that it was probably going to be homophobic. Having dated all the Dads, I can say that this is one of the sweetest, most heartfelt dating sims I have ever played (aside from Hustle Cat). Even though a couple of them took some time to grow on me, there isn’t a single Dad I would say I dislike (even though I think one could’ve used a better ending), and each Dad is more than they appear: one is still grieving the loss of his wife, another’s aloofness hides emotional wounds, another cultivates a certain image because he fears others will find the real him dull. I wasn’t expecting to have a serious conversation about death during a date. There’s still a ton of dad jokes, but it never feels like the humour and pop culture references (and there are a ton of pop culture references) overstay their welcome.

One (small) issue I have with this game is that I wish the characters had a bit more time to develop, like a fourth or fifth date (which I admit would take a lot of resources for a game with seven possible love interests). A more major criticism is the fact that some of the minigames are sadistically difficult (MINI GOLF!) and there are a number of bugs (including bugs that are preventing people from getting certain achievements). As of this writing and as far as I am aware, those bugs haven’t been addressed. There also isn’t a ton of voice-acting, mostly “Ohs” and moans that sound dirtier than they should when you fast-forward through the dialogue.

In terms of diversity, four of the seven potential love interests are poc: Craig, Robert, Hugo, and Mat. One of the Dads is trans, casually mentioning binders in conversation. You also have the option to make your character trans and can choose whether your partner was a mother or a father and whether one of you gave birth to or adopted Amanda. There isn’t a whole lot of diversity in body types, however; Brian (and optionally your MC) is the only Dad of size. To be fair, you can only choose from three different body types during character creation, the only difference is whether that body has a binder or not.

In terms of potential triggers, one of the characters you can date is a married man and third dates always end in sex (of the fade-to-black sort). Characters do a lot of drinking. There’s also a segment during one of Mat’s dates where you buy drugs (which turn out to be oregano).

Dream Daddy is a sweet game about a single Dad trying to raise a daughter and find love. Steam has me clocked in at nineteen hours, but that’s because I’ve been playing a certain minigame obsessively trying to get the achievement for it. Which Dad is my favourite? Damien, hands down, although I also love Hugo and Mat. If you’re looking for a nice game about queer dads dating queer dads, well, what are you waiting for?

Also I’d really like a queer mom dating sim.

Game Review: Until Dawn

[gore tw, ableist slurs tw, racism tw, sexism tw]

My PS4 is running out of space for some reason (that reason being each game I have for it is 50 GB minimum) so I’m trying to beat some of the shorter games I own to free up space.

I’ve been sitting on Until Dawn since I bought the PS4. It’s not that I didn’t want to play it, I’ve just been distracted by the deluge of amazing games for the console. Also the constant sales at Best Buy are not doing my library any favours. Hey, when I see a $90 game that I want on sale for $30, I get it.


Until Dawn is a survival horror adventure game developed by Supermassive Games and published by Sony Computer Entertainment. Every year, a group of teenagers gather at an isolated ski lodge for a retreat. When a prank goes awry, however, two of the friends disappear into the wilderness and are never heard from again. A year later, the remaining eight friends are invited to the same lodge to commemorate their friends’ deaths, but when strange and deadly things start happening around them, including being stalked by a relentless killer, it’s anyone’s guess who will survive until dawn.

I think the simplest way to summarize Until Dawn is that it is an interactive horror movie. Have you ever watched a horror movie and yelled at the characters to not do something? Until Dawn gives you some measure of control over the characters, allowing you to subvert or play common horror movie tropes straight (to some extent).

Speaking of tropes, all the characters are predictable horror movie archetypes: Mike is the confident jock, Jessica is the sexy airhead, Sam is a girl next door type who loves animals, Chris is the nice nerd, Emily is an abrasive fashionista, Matt is friendly but a bit of a pushover, Ashley is more serious and studious, and Josh is a bit of a loner. Their personalities can change over time depending on your choices, but for the most part they stick to their archetypes, which was actually one of the issues I had with this game, but more on that below.

Gameplay consists of moving the character around and picking up objects (which may be clues that reveal background information or just things to inspect). Action sequences take the form of QTEs where missing a button press can occasionally be fatal, and sometimes you’ll need to aim at a target reticle and press R2 to fire. The most annoying aspect of action sequences is the DON’T MOVE prompt, when you need to remain perfectly still while the controller vibrates. You also use the right stick to make choices, some of which are timed, although doing nothing, the game says, is sometimes the best choice.

I feel like saying that the graphics are beautiful in a AAA PS4 title is almost redundant but the snowy environments and abandoned locations are really pretty, not to mention creepy. You can even see the dust motes in indoor scenes. The one thing I didn’t like was at times it seemed like the lip syncing was off and some of the facial animations really crossed the line into uncanny valley (particularly Dr. Hill’s teeth, which only increased the creepiness factor).

This game has been praised for it’s meaningful choices, and while I think that no game can ever completely account for every choice and that not every choice can completely change the game, I thought it was well done here. The game keeps track of your choices via the stats screen, which tracks how brave, charitable, etc. each character is, but also the relationships between characters, and the Butterfly Effect, which tracks choices and consequences and gives the player feedback when a choice they made earlier in the game has impacted current events. For instance, placing a baseball bat off to the side will allow a character to use it later. Sometimes the impact of your choices won’t be apparent until much later in the game, and can even result in characters dying. You can also collect different “totems” which might show a character’s death (or the death of their friends), guide you towards the correct path, show you something that will lead to a favourable result, or show you a possible danger. These are purely for the player’s benefit, as the characters don’t react to them at all. My only issue with the choices is that some of them are very unintuitive and will lead to characters dying because you made the wrong choice a few minutes earlier (or sometimes chapters earlier). There was also one moment where you needed a specific clue to prevent a death. Fortunately, I was able to backtrack and find said clue.

I think my biggest annoyance with the gameplay was the DON’T MOVE segments, where you need to remain absolutely still while the controller vibrates, which is especially difficult to do when they combine it with jump scares. You can easily pass the segment by resting the controller on a flat surface and picking it up as soon as the indicator goes away, which is what I did.

My major criticism from a story and character standpoint is a consequence of the game being so faithful to its genre, so of course the “sexy” character can die after having sex, Matt, who is black, can die first, and Emily, who is Asian, is practically designed in such a way that you will hate her (and, like Matt, can die most often and in really gruesome ways). I really hate that the devs decided that the character you need to hate the most is the one WOC in the cast. Meanwhile, Sam, the white vegan who isn’t into the group’s shenanigans, is clearly the Final Girl) and she spends the majority of a chapter when you control her wandering around in nothing but a towel. There’s also a heaping helping of “people with mental illnesses are scary” (and the person stalking the characters is referred to as “p*ycho” and “p*ychopath” repeatedly), not to mention appropriation of Indigenous traditions. All of these are established horror movie tropes but that doesn’t mean they aren’t racist or sexist. Apparently one of the lead designers believes Until Dawn isn’t sexist because the cast is evenly split between men and women and they’ve “avoided the traditional phallic stabbing”. I guess we can go home because sexism is over? No seriously, the cast might be equally split (although there’s no non-binary representation) but that doesn’t change the fact that Mike, the typical white, athletic, straight guy protagonist we’ve all seen before, gets the most screen time (in one case exploring the same location by himself twice). It’s a shame that Until Dawn is unfortunately constrained by the conventions of its genre in this way.

Other than the things I’ve mentioned above, this game doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to blood and gore. Characters are beheaded, stabbed and shot through the eyes, and bisected by a circular saw. They can also be stabbed with needles. One scene near the end of the game has a character hallucinating and thinking they see viscera tumbling out of a dead pig. Speaking of dead pigs, there are also scenes involving animals which have been torn apart and you have the option to shoot a bird in the early game.

In terms of length, I completed the game in about ten hours but I didn’t come close to collecting all the collectables and totems. There is some replayability, especially if characters die and you want to see what changes when they live. I don’t think I’ve played another game that feels as if you’re in control of the victims in a slasher movie. I recommend it to genre fans who don’t mind a game that slavishly adheres to genre tropes.

Game Review: The Sexy Brutale

So far 2017 has been a year of one hit after another. Persona 5 has been keeping me from the many, many games in my backlog (including hits like Horizon: Zero Dawn). I’m in the midst of a deluge of great games, not that I’m complaining, I’d just like a bit of a break! Okay, game devs?

Inevitably with the release of so many big budget games in such a short span, some smaller projects don’t get the attention they deserve, I’m here to talk a little about one of them.


The Sexy Brutale is an adventure/puzzle game from Tequila Works, and takes place in the titular mansion turned casino. You are Lafcadio Boone, one of the guests of the mansion’s mysterious owner, the Marquis, during a masquerade. Unfortunately, the staff at The Sexy Brutale are inexplicably murdering the other guests, and it’s up to you to foil their murder plots and figure out just what the heck is going on.

What makes reviewing this game difficult is that pretty much everything story-related outside of the synopsis I just gave is a spoiler. The Sexy Brutale is not a long experience, my playthrough took about eight hours and I didn’t manage to find all the collectables, so this is one that you definitely should play for yourself if it interests you.

The Sexy Brutale takes an interesting approach to puzzle solving, instead of stockpiling items and combining them to make new items, the puzzles in this game are more about observation and timing. Lafcadio can’t interact with any of the other characters or the masks they wear detach and chase him until he leaves the room or dies (apparently you can die but I never did), so instead he has to follow both killers and victims at a distance, hide in cabinets, and foil murder plots behind the scenes like a guardian angel who moonlights as a stagehand. When you save a guest, you obtain their mask, which unlocks a special ability that you can use to solve later puzzles. And speaking of timing, the day resets when the clock strikes midnight, any items you’ve gathered up to that point vanish, but you keep any information you may have discovered, like a password or a door code. You can rewind or fast-forward time to certain points almost as often as you like, so if you’ve missed the window of opportunity to save the guests, you can rewind time straight away and try again.

What I liked most about the puzzles is that they’re deceptively simple. Chances are if you’re having trouble with a puzzle you’re likely overthinking it. One early puzzle had me wandering around the casino for hours when the solution was literally as simple as flicking a couple switches. There were some hiccups where I had no idea where to go, but usually figuring out how to progress was a matter of following someone around until they dropped a key piece of information. I wouldn’t say the puzzles are particularly hard, but it’s easy to assume they’re complicated when the opposite is true.

I particularly love the way sound and music is used in this game. The music will reach a crescendo to let you know that time is running out for the murder victims, then fall silent when the deed is done. It can be really disconcerting when you’re just wandering around and the music starts to pick up, even more so when you’re racing against the clock to save them before it’s too late. There are also a couple of really amazing vocal tracks.

In terms of potential triggers, one of the deaths is a suicide by hanging and you need to interact with something near the body to progress. The setting is a casino and the lore will hit home for anyone with a gambling addiction. The various deaths can be hard to watch. What lore I managed to unlock was pretty creepy.

In terms of diversity, Trinity is blind and Thanos uses a wheelchair (I don’t know if there’s another name for it). Aurum, Willow, and Greyson appear to have darker skin in the official art. While there’s no explicit confirmation in canon, the game implies that one male character has feelings for another but as far as I know there’s no indication that those feelings are reciprocated.

I almost passed on The Sexy Brutale because of the price (21.99 CAD) but I’m glad I didn’t. The ending is one that will stay with me, and I still have a lot of lore, playing cards (you can collect an entire deck’s worth of playing cards) and invitations to collect. I’m not sure if I will return to the Sexy Brutale any time soon, but it was an experience that I do not regret. If you enjoy puzzle games and you like murder mysteries–with a twist in that you’re not figuring out who done it but how to stop it from happening–The Sexy Brutale is an easy recommendation.

Game Review: Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune

“Whaaaaaaaaaat? A PS3 game, on this blog? I thought you only had a Vita, a 3DS, and a PC?”

I do, except now I have a shiny new PS4 that came with Final Fantasy XV and Uncharted 4, and now I have the remastered Uncharted collection so that means I’ll be reviewing the entire series, starting with the first one.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is one of my favourite movies. Raiders of the Lost Ark is okay, Temple of Doom was so boring I fell asleep, and the less that can be said about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the better. Seriously, fuck that movie. But nowadays it’s difficult to view these movies (and the “adventurer archaeologist” trope in general) and not consider the colonialism inherent in a white dude (and it is usually a white dude) plundering cultural artifacts from non-white cultures and declaring “this belongs in a museum!”


The protagonist of the Uncharted series is Nathan Drake, a descendant of Francis Drake. The story begins with Nathan Drake and journalist Elena Fisher finding Francis Drake’s coffin at the bottom of the ocean and leads to him embarking on a quest to unlock the secrets of El Dorado. Naturally, he’s not the only one searching for the legendary city, and he’ll have to solve puzzles, blow things up, and competently maneuver a jet ski in order to make it to the treasure before the competition, and did I mention his friend owes them money and they’re out for blood?

If I had to describe this game in one word, I guess it would be “derivative” but that sounds a bit negative, doesn’t it? Another word I thought of was “typical” but that also sounds like I didn’t like the game. I guess what I mean to say it that it doesn’t try to reinvent the wheel. There are platforming sections where you jump from thing to thing and occasionally swing on things or hang on things. There are shooting sections where you hide behind cover and play whack-a-mole with enemies. There are puzzles which are so easy the game will literally give you the solution if you rake too long, and there is the occasional vehicle section where you awkwardly control a vehicle and try not to get instakilled, and there are plenty of collectable treasures (60 in all) which unlock bonuses like new outfits for the characters to wear. That’s pretty much it. Honestly, if you’ve played pretty much any action-adventure game you probably know what to expect. I was reminded of Prince of Persia, but I suspect most people will think of the Tomb Raider series, particularly the most recent games.

The characters are a mixture of what you’d expect from the genre with some surprises thrown in. Nathan Drake is a dime a dozen white thirty-something protagonist with permastubble with slightly more wisecracks than average (although in this reviewer’s humble opinion, he seems like he’s trying to hard to be snarky). Victor is an older mentor figure to Drake that ends up getting him into the whole mess with the antagonist. Elena was the surprise. At first, you’re probably thinking “let me guess, she gets abducted and Drake needs to rescue her, and also eye candy” but not only does she save Drake’s ass, she’s competent with a gun, and her default outfit is not ridiculous and sexualized (although she is baring her midriff in dangerous situations). Most importantly, she doesn’t put up with Drake’s shit. Unfortunately, she’s literally the only woman in this game. I want more badass ladies just like her.

I feel like this is almost redundant but the environments in this game are beautiful. Drake will be running, jumping, and climbing through ancient temples and abandoned churches and taking in some gorgeous vistas. I don’t have the PS3 version to compare, but the PS4 remaster was given a graphical bump and it looks great.

Unfortunately the controls in this game were my worst enemy at times, especially when Nathan refused to jump even though I was hammering the X button or ended up leaping to his death because I pressed it a bit too hard. I am also not a fan of the jet ski levels, and by not a fan, I mean I hated them. Fuck jet skiis, you couldn’t even speed through those levels like a badass because of the explosive barrels and pirates shooting at you. Another complaint I have is that I found the shooting monotonous. They try to throw in new enemy types (like annoying snipers with laser sights) but it was basically just the same “shoot enemies before they can flank you and hide behind cover). There were also a few times where the environments were too dark to see anything (which was particularly annoying for one puzzle). Lengthwise it took me about 10 – 15 hours to beat it but I only found around 20 collectables so there is some incentive to replay it if you care about collecting all the things. Usually I would criticize a game like this for being so short, but honestly I think this is an okay length and the game definitely doesn’t overstay its welcome.

In terms of diversity, the main cast is white. The only characters of colour in the game are the faceless enemies you mow down by the dozens, a minor antagonist, and a slightly more important antagonist (both Latino). There are no queer characters (although I subscribe to the headcanon that Nathan Drake is bi and/or pan).

I obviously have the benefit of hindsight but if I was playing this game with no expectation that there would ever be a sequel, I would have probably written it off as an average action-adventure game starring a younger, snarkier Indiana Jones. It’s average in pretty much every respect, which is not a bad thing, but it’s not exactly the best first impression of such a critically acclaimed series. I’m excited to play the rest, however, because I’ve heard the sequels are vastly superior.

Review: Snow Like Ashes

Look at this cover. Isn’t it just the prettiest cover?


The world of Primoria is divided into eight kingdoms: the four rhythm kingdoms, which cycle through all four seasons, and the season kingdoms, which have only one season year round. Each kingdom’s monarch possesses a Conduit-and artifact of great magical power which they use to protect their people and cause their kingdoms to prosper. Then Spring invaded Winter, killing its queen, breaking its conduit, and enslaving its people. The few survivors of the conquest include Meira, an orphan girl who only wants what’s best for her country, and Mather, the young future king of Winter. When these rebels hear word that the pieces of Winter’s broken conduit are nearby, Meira embarks on a dangerous mission to take them back for her country.

At first I was having a blast with this book. Sure, it’s basically “young Xena” since Meira’s weapon of choice is a chakram, but I think you could hand me a book with the most thinly disguised Xena and I wouldn’t complain. I also found the writing easily engaged my senses: I could hear the crackling of fire and taste the frozen berries that are a popular treat in Winter.  Unfortunately, the book quickly gives up on the sneaking and stealing from Spring soldiers in favour of politicking, and depicting people in horrible conditions. This is where the book started to wear on me for a couple reasons:

  1. For someone who claims to want to do anything for her country, Meira is rude and childish towards a king who is the best chance they have of getting any help. She even admits that she’s throwing a temper tantrum and it’s childish of her.
  2. Oh look, a love triangle.

In a nutshell, Meira is betrothed to the king’s son, Theron, because this is What’s Best For Winter, Meira, naturally, isn’t too thrilled with the idea (especially since she has a very obvious crush on Mather) but Theron seems like a decent guy. Then he gets into a sparring match with Mather over Meira because it isn’t a love triangle unless the love interests duel at one point, that’s just how it goes. Also, it’s really obvious which one “wins” the relationship game, I honestly don’t know why some authors bother if there’s no contest between the potential love interests.

The other issue I have with this book is that it’s a book about oppression and prejudice that is almost completely erased of actual marginalized people. Autumn is a kingdom of dark-skinned people, but the Autumnians are barely in the book. Winterians apparently have the same phenotype: white skin, white hair, blue eyes, and it was difficult for me to root for these characters when they are literally the whitest of white people, although the scene in the underground “catacombs” where the Winterians record stories and customs of their homeland was poignant. Unsurprisingly, it’s also very heteronormative and cisnormative as well, it’s a shame, because there’s a plot point that could have lent itself well to one character being trans but that’s not what happens or I’d probably be praising it more.

Also, is it just me, or is “girls dreaming of dead queens” a genre now? This is the second young adult book I’ve read that has this as a plot point (the other is Throne of Glass).

Snow Like Ashes has some good ideas, and its not as blatantly offensive as something like The Queen of the Tearling, but it feels like it doesn’t do anything new with what it has. It’s your basic “girl power” fantasy, if you like those, you might like this. If you want another book in the same vein, I thought Throne of Glass was fun (if not very diverse either).